ive been alive for almost twenty one years and im still…. shocked and offended every time it gets dark at 5pm
(via fuckyahumor)
thank god nobody on this website was horny for the main character from cloudy with a chance of meatballs
i hate to say this but we dont KNOW that
(via dwanos-g)
5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and
Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said
you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies
(via cockyhorror)
Being alone really makes you realize a lot of shit
(Source: m-alfaris, via bigtitsandmoshpits)
You can tell if someone loves you by how they look at you and that’s that on that
(via meanthoughtscheapshots)
Literally just romanticize your own life. What’s stopping you. Who will care. Commit to enjoying things.
(via meanthoughtscheapshots)
I need everyone to watch this I’m smiling so fucking big
DO NOT FUCKING IGNORE
mind if i just… add this… to my list of royality fics… to write…
(Source: casdcan, via only1600kids)
crazy that i’m only able to see life through my own eyes.. there’s over 7 billion other perspectives i’ll never be able to have.. over 7 billion stories i won’t ever be able to fully know. we all get such a small slice of the experience of life.. pass by strangers every day that we’ll never be aware of. what are they going through? what are they thinking about? i always wonder..
I;m thinking about thos Beans
(Source: dirtgirl1999, via thebootydiaries)
people who aggressively hate cats are weird
people who hate cats are who u should look out for. they hate cats because cats will not be controlled by a human and that fact upsets so many people.
but can someone please tell me the secret of thomas sangster’s eternal youth i mean srsly
dermatologists hate him
(via itsagifnotagif)
